Pelacur Dalam Akuarium

The raid was conducted on 31 Disember 2010 at the premises in Jalan Kuchai Lama, Kuala Lumpur.

China Dolls are everywhere in Kuala Lumpur.

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Dancer At The Blue Boy Club Kuala Lumpur

This is one of the dancers at a dance competition held at the Blue Boy Club in Jalan Sultan Ismail, KL (its around the corner from the Regent Kuala Lumpur).

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Is This China Doll Your Wife ?

Picture from the Star

According to the Star, some China Dolls (the colloquial term for Chinese nationals working illegally in Malaysia) detained in a recent raid were apparently "married" to Malaysian men.

This was revealed when some of these men told the authorities that the detained China women were their wives to secure their release from detention.Upon investigation, these women possess long-term passes, which are issued only to those married to locals.

Recently, 3 men turned up at the Penang state Immigration Department headquarters to plead for the release of their "wives" who were among the 25 China Dolls arrested at a hotel in Anson Road on Wednesday.

To secure the release of their "wives", the "husbands" must produce their marriage certificates.

By devising this matrimonial loophole for the China Doll immigration business, the syndicates appears to be keeping a few steps ahead of the law and the authorities. I wonder how much a China Doll would have to pay for someone to "marry" her so she can work in Malaysia.

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Earth Hour Malaysia 2010

Turn off your lights tonight for 1 hour from 8.30pm to 9.30pm and save the planet.

If you are single, go to the mamak for 1 hour. If you're married, make use of that time to produce another Malaysian. If you have a bf or gf, you know what to do... :)

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Top 10 Pick Up Joints In Singapore

Although almost all clubs and bars in Singapore are potentially pick up joints, there following places appear to be relatively more popular for pick ups.

Zouk - Located at Jiak Kim Street. Launched in the early 90s, this 20 year old club has become one of the premier clubs in this region. Having been host to many international singers, groups and DJs, Zouk is presumably the best club in South East Asia. It is clean, has a classy crowd and plays the best of music. Don't go there too early. It is advisable that you go in at about 12 midnight when the action starts.

Zouk's demographics include locals, expats and tourists who go there just to have a great time apart from wanting to play the mating game. While Zouk's is a little bit trancy but Velvet always pulls in the crowds and a guaranteed good Saturday night in Singapore. It is a good place to pick up college students and young professional local women out to make an impression.

Attica - This well known expat pick up joint located at River Valley Road, Clarke Quay. If you're an expat, this is the place to be. It doesn't really matter how you look like or what job you do. The local girls here are just gasping for a expat "boyfriend" and will be grinding up against you in no time. You don't even have to fake it till you make it, you just have to be your Caucasian self. It is known that even grandpas as old as Colonel Sanders have picked up women here. Of course, with the high concentration of Caucasian expat males here, competition is keen. Your chances of getting laid are much improved if you throw some cash around. As a rule of thumb, get in about 12am.

BQ Bar at 39 Boat Quay is another expat pick up classic. This is where most British expat bankers hang out after work. Most of the women here are either 30+ professionals looking for a Caucasian boyfriend to marry, or working class girls looking for a good time. It is very much easier to pick up a woman here if you hold a good professional job in Singapore, as some of the women here can be quite discerning about the quality of Caucasians they associate with. If you're just a tourist, just tell 'em that you're a banker and wing it. Size does matter - size of your wallet, that is.

Bar Le Noir at The Cannery in River Valley Road seem to attract hordes of expatriates. They don't seem to mind being trawled by local girls gasping for free drinks. Neither do they mind being overcharged for those drinks as long as they can take one of these giggly girls home later. So remember, it really doesn't matter if you don't look like Brad Pitt as long as you can spend money like him. If you're willing to "spread some green just to be seen", this is a fantastic place. The return on your investment can be overwhelmingly high. However, beware of high class call girls on the prowl. After buying a few round of drinks, make sure you go back holding a bird, instead of holding just your dick.These call girls are very savvy and can be ruthless when it comes to business. Remember, they are not looking for a Caucasian "boyfriend", they are working.

Brix, located at the basement of the Grand Hyatt Regency, Scotts Road, is also a well known pick up bar. This place is pretty upmarket frequented by top local executives, businessmen, Caucasian expats, and occasionally "Princesses from Geylang". The patrons here are typically between the ages of 30 to 50.

While Orchard Towers' notorious Ipanema World Music Bar is a somewhat budgeted place in comparison to the others mentioned above, it is not less attractive to hot blooded males. Located in Orchard Road, it attracts both locals and foreigners alike. Although it is possible to meet local Singaporean women here, Ipanema has, in recent years, become a bar to pick up Filipina maids and freelance prostitutes from South East Asia. It has become a popular place where potential clients meet freelance prostitutes primarily from Vietnam, Thailand, Philippines, Indonesia, Ukraine and mainland China. On Sundays, Ipanema, like the other bars in Orchard Towers, open at 12pm for Tea-dances catering to foreign maids and workers as this is their day off. So, if this is your cup of tea, Ipanema is your place. Don't forget to haggle - 50% off the opening price is the norm. Normal prices are between S$150 to S$200 for all nighters. Hourly rates are at approximately S$100 per hour.

Harry's Bar is another bar at Orchard Towers. This is not somewhere to take the wife or girlfriend. Although this bar is the cousin of the famous Harry's Bar at Boat Quay; the previous hang out of renegade Barings Bank forex broker Nick Leeson, its patrons are distinctly different because of it location. While listening to jazz, a cute Singaporean "expat husband hunter" or gold digger could snuggle up to you while sipping her cocktail hoping that you are "the one". What better chance is there to take advantage of the situation ?. Believe me, women like this do buy into empty promises. If you're not an expat, you should just pretend that you are. Telling women here you're a "budget tourist" and living on social security in your home country, is not very appealing. Yes, of course its all about economics, what were you thinking ?

Zirca Mega Club (formerly Ministry of Sound) in The Cannery, River Valley Road, Clarke Quay has 3 clubs housed under one roof - a dance club, a hip hop club and a disco. There are a wide a variety of women between the ages of 18 - 40. It host a mixed crowd of locals, expats and tourists. Go on Wednesday where women get in free. Here is when you can meet all the freeloading and financially desperate local women. These women come in groups so be prepared to buy all her friends rounds of drinks as well. A few rounds of drinks and some boasting can take you a long way. But beware; the ones sitting alone at the bar and are on familiar terms with the bartenders are possibly prostitutes. Nonetheless, I was told that S$200 can get you a nice piece of ass.

St James Power Station at Harbourfront has 9 different outlets featuring a wide array of live entertainment and music styles. For a successful pick up, I suggest you try Peppermint Park after working hours, and Movida later at night. Movida is a salsa bar playing Latin music. If you can do the salsa, you'd honestly become a babe magnet in this place. Movida is packed over the weekend so its better to get in early.

Butter Factory at 1 Fullerton Road is a hip hop hangout. Although it attracts some tourists, the crowd demographics suggest mostly local youngsters. As the crowd bobs around on the dance floor look more flash than cash, there are loads of opportunities for a generous "gwai lo" (Cantonese terms for Caucasian). But be cautious not to attempt picking up a woman who is in a group of male friends. These young Singaporean men (boys) do not take it too kindly for a foreigner making moves on their women, and they wont hesitate to point that out in no uncertain terms. It is best that you bring a buddy along and attempt to chat up groups of single girls. During weekends, be prepared to be squeezed, as the placed can be packed like a tin of tuna.

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Grannies Go Wild With The Chippendales

Some women aged over 60 years old where among the audience who watched erotic male dancers The Chippendales at the recently opened Resort World Sentosa in Singapore last Friday night.

According to news reports, the dolled up "grannies" wearing their sexiest clothes cheered and screamed when the male dancers performed on stage.

The Chippendales will be performing at The Coliseum, Hard Rock Hotel, Resorts World Sentosa, Singapore until 10th March.

This is the first time The Chippendales are performing in Singapore and it is their first performance in Asia in 20 years.

Ticket prices are S$200, S$150 and S$138.

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Women Hide In Secret Rooms In Spa

According to news reports, anti-vice and gaming division raided a spa at a hotel in Klang, Selangor and found some nude women with men in secret rooms inside the spa. The secret rooms are made accessible only through a hidden passage.

23 foreign women and 3 locals were arrested for involvement in prostitution. Among the foreign women are 17 Indonesians, 4 Chinese nationals and 2 Vietnamese.

15 customers were also arrested but later released after questioning.

Customers paid between RM140 and RM180 for "special services” from the women, aged between 18 and 40.

The women and 10 workers were remanded under the Immigration Act and the Penal Code for further investigations.

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First Singapore Casino Opens - The Resorts World Sentosa

Singapore's first casino, the Resorts World Sentosa, opened for business yesterday, coinciding with the Chinese New Year - which is considered the most auspicious day in the Chinese lunar calendar.

The casino opened on Sunday at 12:18 p.m. - a symbolically lucky time for the Chinese accompanied by a traditional lion dance.

The casino's Universal Studios theme park is scheduled to be opened by April this year.

The multi billion dollar Resorts World Sentosa, built by Malaysia's Genting Group, is one of 2 casinos permitted to operate in Singapore. Singapore's other casino, the Marina Bay Sands, owned by the Las Vegas Sands, will open for business sometime in May.

To discourage Singaporeans from gambling, all Singaporeans and permanent residents must pay an admission free of SG$100 a day or SG$2,000 a year to enter the casino, but foreigners can enter free.

Resorts World Sentosa also prohibits those under 21 years old, on welfare, bankrupts, those with gambling addiction, or criminals for entering the casino.

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Prostitute Causes Man's Death With His Penis And Anus Injured

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Sin Chew Daily reported that a 65 year old Singaporean businessman was brutally killed in Thailand with his penis and anus severely injured. He was allegedly gruesomely killed because he refused to pay a prostitute who was also one of his Thai mistresses. Businessman Teoh Ah Hui's dead body was found in a paddy field at Sriracha, Thailand.

According to the news report, his 29-year-old mistress, who was also working as a prostitute at the Health Recreational Park charges 600 baht (RM60) per night and is married to 2 men whom she supports financially. These 2 men are the suspects believed to have killed the businessman.

Teoh Ah Hui's mistress apparently became jealous and angry with the businessman when she heard that while he refused pay for her services, he had earlier given another one of his mistresses 15,000 baht (RM1,500) to go on holiday.

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Remove Your Bra For Free Drinks

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According to China Press, a Singapore bar is offering free drinks to women if they take off their bra. But not all women's "breasts friend" are rewarded equally.

Singapore's OverEasy bar promotional “Fill My Cups” theme gives free drinks to women according to their bra cup sizes as follows:

• A cup would get 1 free drink
  
• B cup would get 2 drinks
• C cup would receive 3 drinks
• D cup would be given a bottle of alcoholic drink worth S$168 (RM408)

Look at this girl. She just can't wait to finish her free drinks in the toilet. :)

Do you think this is creative marketing or is it degrading to women ?

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Rose Chan - The Legendary Malaysian Entertainer

Rose Chan (1925 – May 26, 1987) was a cabaret dancer turned "Queen of Striptease" who has become legendary in Malaysia. Apparently, in the late 1970s, she received a RM3 million offer from an American publisher for her autobiography, but the deal fell through when she insisted on USD$3 million instead.

Rose Chan was born in Soochow, China, to parents who were acrobats. In 1931, at 6 years old, she came to Kuala Lumpur with her adoptive mother. She had no formal education, apart from 8 months of schooling at the age of 12.

After many odd jobs and a failed marriage, she became a cabaret dancer.

In 1952, at the age of 27, was the turning point of her career. She transformed herself from a top cabaret girl to the "Queen of Striptease". Rose Chan had gained fame in many parts of the world including Germany, France, Britain, Australia, and Indonesia.

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Popular Website For "Casual Encounters"

A local daily has recently reported that there is a Singapore based website which is popular for "partner swapping" leading to casual sex. The website, called [website link deleted], has apparently been operational since march this year. The website is more or less a general classifieds which also has a personals section called "casual encounters".

Apparently, it is also common in Malaysia these days for people to seek casual sex partners or "special" buddies. Men or women pick up the opposite sex in clubs and, if they are in the mood, they have sex with each other. They later keep in touch by a phone call or SMS and have sex whenever they have the mood without any relationship commitments.

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China Dolls Soliciting For Customers At Pudu Food Court

Female Chinese national sex workers locally referred to as the "China Girl" or "China Doll", have been soliciting for customers at food courts or hawker centres in the city for many years. The numerous public raids by the authorities doesn't seem to deter these women - they will return a few days later after each raid.

The major cause of this is, the high demand for sexual services among the men. Malaysian men are known to be humsup, so it will be difficult to curb this menace.



The above is the video clip of the raid conducted at one in Pudu food court in January 2008 where the police detained 61 China Girls and 14 men aged between 25 and 45 believed to be their customers.

In Kuala Lumpur, these Chinese prostitutes station themselves around the food courts and Chinese coffee shops at Jalan Gelang, off Jalan Loke Yew, also known as the "Pudu Area" (Jalan Pasar) food courts to some.

According to a news report by a local Chinese daily published in June this year, the women begin to ply their trade from 12pm to 6am each day. Apparently during the day, there are more middle aged women, while at night the younger ones take over.

These prostitutes offer their services to customers of the food court. After haggling and deciding on the price, the women take the men to flats nearby for sex. Some people say food and sex go well together - nothing like having "special desert" after eating a big bowl of curry laksa at the hawker centre.

While the news report says the sexual services range between RM100 and RM150 regardless of the woman’s age, there are rumours saying that the price can be as little as RM30 a session, depending on how one bargains with the Chinese prostitute.

Language is no barrier in this business. It doesn't matter if you cannot communicate in Mandarin, these women know how to make good use of their handphones. When dealing with a non Mandarin speaking customer, these women will type in the price on their handphone and show it to the customer. The customer will then haggle the price down by typing a lower price on the handphone. This process goes on until a an agreeable price is reached.

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The Oldest Profession In The World, In Malaysia

According to a news report, the sex industry in Malaysia was more than RM3 billion last year. Apparently, there are about 150,000 prostitutes in the country with about 10,000 in the Klang Valley.
The oldest profession in the world, prostitution, is extremely lucrative. A prostitute who works 7 days a week charging RM150 per hour servicing 8 client per day earns RM1,200 per day which amounts to RM36,000 per month, says woman's NGO, Tenaganita.

The NGO revealed that syndicates running brothels usually have up to 100 girls each and Malaysia has hundreds of such syndicates, with each operating several brothels in their designated areas.

Many brothels in Malaysia operate as "health centres" or "massage centres"offering massage services. Clients are willing to pay from RM60 to RM100 for an hour of massage and an additional RM150 for sex.

So, in addition to the RM36,000 monthly from sex alone, a prostitute working in a health centre can earn another RM9,000 for offering "partial services" - foreplay.

Depending to the arrangement with the health centres, freelance prostitutes have to pay RM3,000 per month to the health centre as "rent" for using the centres to do business and for protection them from aggressive customers. Others are full time employees and are paid, on average, RM200 a day for massaging up to 10 customers. These full timers have some kind of profit sharing arrangement with the centres pertaining to the sex services offered to the clients.

The Internet has definitely increased the opportunities for the industry to advertise its services through websites by enticing clients with a menu of sexual services, girls available and the prices.

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Rent A Wife Package

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Prostitutes in Kuala Lumpur go wholesale as the credit crunch gropes Malaysia.

Brothels and pimps in Kuala Lumpur are marketing prostitutes as "rent a wife" packages for 6 to 24 hours, says a local tabloid.

Most of these women are from poorer Asian countries. A foreign "wife" costs between RM480 for 6 hours and RM980 for 24 hours. However, the prettier ones will cost more.

Spas, massage centres, and vice syndicates in the city have started offering this new package presumably due to the sluggish business in the economic recession where the normal hourly rate of RM180 per hour has become expensive for most customers.

For regulars, the new package is more economical - RM480 for 6 hours amounts to only RM80 per hour and RM980 for 24 hours is even cheaper, at only RM40 per hour.

It appears that the brothels and pimps are selling their merchandise at wholesale prices in a desperate attempt to stimulate business. It is not known if enterprising customers can resell the merchandise to others at the normal "retail hourly rate" and make a profit.

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Singapore's Toy Boy Clubs For The Tai Tai

Toy boy clubs or Tai Tai clubs are mushrooming in Singapore presumably taking advantage of the growing demand by rich liberated older women for younger men.

There are news reports recently of some well heeled Singaporean women spending hundreds of dollars each night to flirt with toy boys at KTV clubs catering specially for women.

Apparently there are approximately 15 such clubs that have sprouted in Singapore, most of which only opened last year in Katong, Jalan Besar, Shenton Way and Tanjong Pagar in the republic.

Young, handsome, athletic men sing, dance and cuddle up with the Tai Tai (rich married women) at these Tai Tai clubs and make them feel like royalty.

The women interviewed were married with children and claim to be happily married to their rich husbands. Most say that flirting with these young men makes them feel young, attractive and desirable. It is really sad to learn that these rich mature women have to purchase affection and attention from young men who are obviously only working for the money.

At these toy boy clubs, like its typically girlie KTV counterpart, stage entertainment is part of the offering. But unlike the normal Karaoke clubs, young male hosts parade the stage instead of female hostesses. Every 2 hours, between 2o to 30 Asian males from China, Malaysia, Thailand, Indonesia, the Philippines and Singapore take turns to parade themselves on the stage to customers, akin to a horse auction.

While these male hosts sing and dance on stage, customers "bid" for these toy boys by buying flower garlands or shahes for them - a garlands of plastic flowers cost between $30 (RM70) to $80 (RM190). Sashes start from $100 (RM240) and can go up over $1,000 (RM2,400) each.

These clubs sell a fantasy to neglected rich mature women at a very high price. A customer claimed that the bill for about 3 hours of chatting, light petting, 2 bowls of dessert and 4 cocktails cost about S$300 (RM720).

According to rumours, regular customers spend an average of $1,500 (RM3,600) each night at these toy boy clubs. The more service a customer wants, the more she has to pay. It cost $150 (RM360) per hour for a male host to escort the customer out of the premises for "private chats" or supper.

Although there are no overtly vulgar activities in the club premises, it is understood that sexual services can be privately arranged between the male host and the customer outside the club.

While there are generally no similar toy boy clubs in Kuala Lumpur as yet, it is known that well heeled Malaysian women do organise their own private "hen's party" in hotels among close friends and aquintences where male escorts are hired to entertain them.

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Women Wanting Short Term Boyfriends

Front of business card

Back of business card

While women nationwide contemplate excitedly about what they're gonna do (or not do) on Valentine's Day, men like Ding Dong John (business card above) is busy taking advantage of the growing demand in Malaysian cities, like Kuala Lumpur, for male social escorts.

The business card says it all, "Spinsters satisfied. Virgins treated gently". Ding Dong John knows his market, he also expressly states that neglected wives will be given extra attention and his specialty are widows.

He also knows Malaysian women can be quite price sensitive sometimes, and are prone to bargain and demand discounts when the bill comes. To avoid this, he has listed the optional extras and the charges at the back of his business card (just like at the Mamak restaurants - Nasi Lemak biasa RM3.00, Nasi Lemak dengan ayam goreng RM5.50, Nasi Lemak dengan ayam goreng dan kari kambing RM8.00 ... etc).

The more you want, the more you pay. Sometimes, when you don't ask for the price beforehand, the total sum can be quite frightening. When you ask for the bill, "boss, kira !", don't complain saying, "I just ate Nasi Lemak ayam goreng (kecil punya) and a little bit of kari kambing...the fella also charged me RM8.00, not fair !".

Yes, apparently Malaysian women these days do pay for male social escorts but one wouldn't imagine that this practice will reach our shores this soon. But necessity has always been the mother of invention. In the Klang Valley, where there are 2 females for every male, being selective isn't a privedge for the average female. The more affluent but busy females have taken a more proactive attitude towards love and romance - cash & carry; just like buying something from Ikea.

This is nothing new, as in holiday destinations like Bali, it is not uncommon for single women of all nationalities to exercise their "women's rights" with their wallets - they willingly take on the local beach boys as short term lovers.

Next time, I'll tell you more about Ding Dong John but meanwhile, please post your comments.

Newscaster And Actress Caught At Forbidden Party

A newscaster and an actress were among 26 people, between 18-31 years old, caught in a sex party at Cabana Inn in Jalan P. Ramlee Kuala Lumpur early in the morning on new year's day.

It was reported in the press that the 22-year-old newscaster for Astro, is also engaged and is due to be married next week.

The actress, 25, has played a role in a movie made by a well known film director.

Apparently, when the police raided the room at about 3.30am, some of those in party were already high on drugs.

The party was said to be organised by 2 men through the online social network, Friendster.

The police found various types of alcoholic drinks, condoms and drugs at hotel room including ketamine, cocaine and syabu.

Although sex parties are nothing new in Malaysia, the extend of these parties being propagated through the Internet is interesting to note.

According to a news report, sex parties are organised by a few friends and acquaintances, who send out invitation to others via the Internet and handphones.

The venue is kept secret until the last minute. Once everything is set, an sms by handphone is sent to participants who pay between RM100 to RM300 to attend.

Sex parties are organised on a "small scale" with 4 participants, to large ones with more than 30 participants.

Drugs and alcohol are commonly made available to assist participants lose their inhibitions. Almost anything goes at these parties, including swapping partners. In some parties, women put on different coloured lipsticks and perform oral sex on the men.

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Mat Rempits, Secret Societies And Their Benefit To Society

Last year, AsiaOne reported that Mat Rempits have gone high tech and are using online networking sites such as MySpace to recruit new members into their gangs.

Mat Rempit gangs, the article said, are rapidly becoming a secret societies or triads, with strong influence with many anti-social pursuits.

One such gang is Apache Sereng. The police said that this group is persistent and active in recruiting students and getting them involved in anti-social activities such as motorcycle theft, illegal racing and alcohol consumption.

Apparently Apache Sereng has a wide network as it is active in many states including Kuala Lumpur, Selangor, Johor, Penang, Malacca, Perak, Pahang and Negeri Sembilan.

This is an organised group, with membership fees and membership cards. Fees range from RM10 to RM30 depending on the chapter you join. So this is not mickey mouse gang, folks ! it is a real criminal organisation.

Once a person joins the gang, he is given a membership card and a sticker to be attached to his kapcai or whatever motorbike he is riding to display his affiliation to the gang.

According to the article, people join the gang because it is well-respected among the Mat Rempit community which also promised to protect its members.

According to a report in the Malay Mail a few months ago, the police had detained some Mat Rempits who were suspected of being part of the Red Bull Gang. This gang was apparently robbing people, mainly women, at petrol stations late at night or in the early hours of the morning by using the Red Bull energy drink to temporarily blind their victims before robbing them.

I was told by an acquaintance, who is apparently an ex Mat Rempit, that different Mat Rempit gangs impose different conditions for membership. For some gangs, a person can only join if he owns the same brand of motorbike as the other members of the gang. Other gangs, however, require newbies to pass an initiation test - this typically involves an illegal motorcycle race against other members of the same gang or other gangs to see if the newbies can be an asset to the gang.

My acquaintance joked that if you have a space shuttle you can join the Malaysian angkasawan (astronaut) gang - so far, there are only 2 members and only one actually went to space.

Roti Canai Kaya Gang

I'm setting up the Roti Canai Kaya Gang. The object of the gang is to rob people who go to Mamak stalls late at night or in the early morning. We will blind our victims with kaya and rob them of their money, handphones and other valuables (including their slippers and shoes). The fruits of our activities will help cushion us against the current high cost of living.

Those who are interested in joining this gang must first post a slogan in the comments section, starting with "I want to join this gang because...". If you fulfill this prerequisite, I will tell you the other conditions.

Just post your slogans now ! I am waiting...

Clubbing KL: Lame Pick Up Lines

So guys, you wanna learn to pick up girls at a club ? try these lame pick up lines the next time you go clubbing and post your comments about your "success" here.

The 25 lame pick up lines.

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