Funny Love Quotes

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
Henny Youngman

My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she is coming with me.
Jon BonJovi

In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar — a practice which is still continued.
Helen Rowland

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
-anon

By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll be happy
If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
Socrates