Maximum security - 7 locks and a spanner. One can never be too careful living in Kuala Lumpur these days.Please post your comments.
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Maximum security - 7 locks and a spanner. One can never be too careful living in Kuala Lumpur these days.Please post your comments.
A Mat Rempit Doing His Stunts
This is a Mat Rempit doing dangerous stunts on his underbone motorcycle (colloquially called the Kapcai). While there are plenty of reports about Mat Rempits being involved in gangs and street racing, some of them perform crazy stunts just for fun.
Last year, Malaysia's then Inspector-General of Police Tan Sri Musa Hassan said that the Mat Rempit had become violent and brazen instead of just being a public nuisance. He said that the police have to come down hard on the Mat Rempit who have started to become involved in robberies, snatch thefts and are even attacking innocent road users.
Additionally some Mat Rempits do not have valid motorcycle licenses, do not pay road taxes, and ride stolen motorcycles.
Mat Rempits are normally single unemployed youths or those earning a living as dispatch riders, factory workers and the like who join gangs of Mat Rempits for a feeling of belonging.
According to a recent news report, a psychologist at a local university said that Mat Rempits had a higher level of hormones that led to aggressive behaviour.
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What Are These Lizards Doing ?
Picture by Khoo Lye
What are these Biawaks (monitor lizards) doing ?
The Biawak is a very common reptile in the jungles and villages in South East Asia. Biawak curry and deep fried biawak are delicacies at some restaurants in Malaysia.
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Dancer At The Blue Boy Club Kuala Lumpur
This is one of the dancers at a dance competition held at the Blue Boy Club in Jalan Sultan Ismail, KL (its around the corner from the Regent Kuala Lumpur).
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Rempit Yoga Meditaition
Picture by Yvonne Low
This is what I call rempit yoga meditation. Just look how this "yogi" is able to
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Top 40 Useful Sites To Learn New Skills
The web is a very powerful too to help you learn almost anything. You just have to know where to look. Here are the Top 40 Useful Sites To Learn New Skills.
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Magic - The Gathering MTG Malaysia
The above video is a demonstration of Magic, a card game played by young adults in Malaysia.
Magic: The Gathering (colloquially called "Magic", "MTG", or "Magic Cards") is a collectible card game created by mathematics professor Richard Garfield and introduced in 1993 by Wizards of the Coast, an American games publisher. Magic is a modern collectible card game genre which has an estimated six million players in over the world.
Each game represents a battle between powerful wizards, known as "planeswalkers", who use the magical spells, items, and creatures depicted on each Magic cards to defeat adversaries.
You can learn to play Magic by visiting Playmagic.com.
Apparently there is a sizable number of Malaysian MTG players, mostly in the Klang Valley - Those living in Kuala Lumpur / Petaling Jaya and its vicinity can visit MTG-Malaysia.com to find the wizards.
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Nature Motivates
Marriage & Life
I Received this in an email.
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HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
- Derrick, age 8
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don't want any more kids.
- Lori, age 8
WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
- Craig, age 9
WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
When they're rich.
- Pam, age 7
S IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
- Anita, age 9
HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
- Kelvin, age 8
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck hit her.
- Ricky, age 10
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HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
- Derrick, age 8
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don't want any more kids.
- Lori, age 8
WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
- Craig, age 9
WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
When they're rich.
- Pam, age 7
S IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
- Anita, age 9
HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
- Kelvin, age 8
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck hit her.
- Ricky, age 10
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Best Sites To Download Free Music
Want some free music ? here is a list of sites to download free music.
If you have any other suggestions, please post it in the comments.
How To Be A Better Fan By Being A Better Man
Football fans, this is how to be "a better fan, by being a better man" (those who watch football on Astro would've heard this).
First, you must be a man. And men, drink beer. If you like drinking Vodka and Coke, anything else mixed with Coke, or worse...you like drinking Ribena, then you should visit here.
Okay, since I've gotten rid of the potential puss*es, let me continue with how to be a better man. Real men watch football - with beer (preferably with friends and opposing fans in the land). So don't forget; a beer in your hand, makes you a man. A bird in your hand, makes you a wanker.
1. When your team scores a goal, celebrate by cheering as loud as possible!
Cantonese, Hokkien and Tamil varieties are also acceptable
2. Annoy your opponents by shouting insults at them - show them who's the boss !
3. While the goal sequence is replayed, bottoms up upon chanting the name of your team
4. Crack the beer can
5. Chuck the can into the (preferably metal) bin making as much noise possible
6. Repeat step 1-5 again each time your team scores
7. When the opposing team scores - shout insults, make excuses and drink more beer
Warning: The above behavior could get you into trouble either by being thrown out, beaten up, or worse....killed. This blog disclaims any responsibility for such antics, but you can always blame Beer Beer which inspired this post. So folks, if you want to learn more about drinking beer and being a man, visit Beer Beer - cause' once you're drunk, there's nothing to fear !
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How To Send Anonymous Prank Emails & SMS
With this tool you can apparently send anonymous emails or anonymous SMS text messages to your friend and make him think its from anyone eg. the tax dept, the police, the bank, his future employer etc. You specify the "From :" field. Where he thinks the message is from, is up to you.
Try this tool - Shapmail and fool your friends or enemies. :)
Please note: This tool must not be used for fraud or in pursuit of any other criminal activities.
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Book Recommendation Generator
This is a cool site. If you have read a book that you like and would like to read similar books, just type in the name of your book and this site site will analyse its database of real readers'
favourite book and will give you recommendations of other books that you might like to read.
Visit - What Should I Read Next ?
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Make Money & Win Prizes When You're Bored
If you're bored and its killing you, this visit this cool website, and stay alive ! There are 1000s of fun things to do here, for free. There are even ways to earn some money and win prizes.
Please post your comments. Let me know what you think.
Fun With Optical Illusions
If you have nothing else to do at the office or at home, have a look at this cool site full of optical illusions to waste your time away.Optical Illusions & Visual Phenomena
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Free Handphone Number Tracking Website
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Wanna know where is your friend, girlfriend or boyfriend now ? I found this free GPS Handphone Tracker website - yes its free.
You can use this tool for tracking handphone numbers anywhere.
Just enter the country and phone number, and then search. It will tell you the exact location of the handphone immediately. Yes, it works in Malaysia. Try it.
go here ---> GPS Handphone Tracker
The Batu Ajaib Speaks - Week 1
Thank you for all questions sent. These are the questions picked randomly for the Batu Ajaib to answer. Here are the selected questions and answers:
Q: Why doesn’t my girlfriend like to swallow my sperm ?
From: Pete (no location given)
The Batu Ajaib:
Maybe yours taste awful. Why don’t you swallow your own sperm and set a good example for her.
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Q: I read the article about ghosts in Malaysia. What kind of ghosts can live here ?
From: Bulu5 - Kajang, Selangor
The Batu Ajaib:
There are 3 main kinds of ghosts who live in Malaysia:
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Q: I work very hard but never get noticed at work by management. How do I get noticed and be placed in a more appropriate position ?
From: Shirley - Singapore
The Batu Ajaib:
For 3 consecutive days, go to work late wearing a playboy bunny costume. You will immediately be noticed by management and placed in an appropriate position in the company or somewhere else.
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Q: Do hungry ghosts only eat Chinese food ? Do they eat any other food ?
From: K.C. - Ipoh, Malaysia
The Batu Ajaib:
Hungry ghosts only eat Chinese food. Sometimes when they are very hungry, they also eat KFC and McDonalds, but they don’t eat the French fries.
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Q: How do I come up with new stuff to blog about every day? Some days I am as dry as trying to squeeze water out of a batu :(
From: Yozoranitesky (no location given)
The Batu Ajaib:
You can come up with new stuff to blog about everyday by knowing your audience. For instance, if your audience is mainly horny Ah Bengs, then write about things that will interest horny Ah Bengs. Keep updated with Ah Beng culture by reading Ah Beng blogs and websites. Speak with Ah Bengs to get their views.
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Q: Who is going to win the EPL match tonight, Chelsea or Liverpool ?
From: Mr. Potato- Penang, Malaysia
The Batu Ajaib Speaks:
The team that will win the EPL match tonight is the team whose manager did not masturbate 24 hours before the match. If the game ends with a draw, that means both team managers masturbated 24 hours before the match.
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Q: What is the winning 4D number today ?
From: Ricky - Malaysia
The Batu Ajaib Speaks:
The winning number is 7, I will give you the other three numbers next week.
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Ok folks, thats all for this week. Have a good week ahead.
Remember, read the instructions for The Batu Ajaib Speaks posted earlier, if you want your questions answered here.
Q: Why doesn’t my girlfriend like to swallow my sperm ?
From: Pete (no location given)
The Batu Ajaib:
Maybe yours taste awful. Why don’t you swallow your own sperm and set a good example for her.
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Q: I read the article about ghosts in Malaysia. What kind of ghosts can live here ?
From: Bulu5 - Kajang, Selangor
The Batu Ajaib:
There are 3 main kinds of ghosts who live in Malaysia:
- Malaysian Ghosts
- "Kwai Lo" – foreign devils / ghosts, in Cantonese
- Red Devils – also called "Huntu Manchester United"
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Q: I work very hard but never get noticed at work by management. How do I get noticed and be placed in a more appropriate position ?
From: Shirley - Singapore
The Batu Ajaib:
For 3 consecutive days, go to work late wearing a playboy bunny costume. You will immediately be noticed by management and placed in an appropriate position in the company or somewhere else.
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Q: Do hungry ghosts only eat Chinese food ? Do they eat any other food ?
From: K.C. - Ipoh, Malaysia
The Batu Ajaib:
Hungry ghosts only eat Chinese food. Sometimes when they are very hungry, they also eat KFC and McDonalds, but they don’t eat the French fries.
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Q: How do I come up with new stuff to blog about every day? Some days I am as dry as trying to squeeze water out of a batu :(
From: Yozoranitesky (no location given)
The Batu Ajaib:
You can come up with new stuff to blog about everyday by knowing your audience. For instance, if your audience is mainly horny Ah Bengs, then write about things that will interest horny Ah Bengs. Keep updated with Ah Beng culture by reading Ah Beng blogs and websites. Speak with Ah Bengs to get their views.
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Q: Who is going to win the EPL match tonight, Chelsea or Liverpool ?
From: Mr. Potato- Penang, Malaysia
The Batu Ajaib Speaks:
The team that will win the EPL match tonight is the team whose manager did not masturbate 24 hours before the match. If the game ends with a draw, that means both team managers masturbated 24 hours before the match.
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Q: What is the winning 4D number today ?
From: Ricky - Malaysia
The Batu Ajaib Speaks:
The winning number is 7, I will give you the other three numbers next week.
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Ok folks, thats all for this week. Have a good week ahead.
Remember, read the instructions for The Batu Ajaib Speaks posted earlier, if you want your questions answered here.
The Batu Ajaib Speaks
THE BATU AJAIB SPEAKS"Batu Ajaib" in Malay literally means Magic Rock or Magic Stone or Mystical Rock / Stone . Some batu ajaib are small and are thus called stones, whilst the larger ones are called rocks - I got to point this out just in case some readers get confused.
In Malaysian mythology, a "Batu Ajaib" invariably refers to a stone or a rock (depending on its size) that serves as an oracle of sorts.
Just to digress a little, please note that this has nothing to do with Harry Potter's philosopher's stone (in the US film it is called the sorcerer's stone).
The correct term is actually the philosopher's stone; which in ancient alchemical text is the essential ingredient necessary to change base metal into gold. And that is a stone, not a rock.
Anyway, the batu ajaib I'm referring to is a large stone - something like what the picture above illustrates, thus, it is a magic rock.
The point of all this is that I'm going to start a new category called The Batu Ajaib Speaks - "the magic rock speaks". Here, you will have the opportunity to ask the batu ajaib questions and receive its answers. Feel free to ask anything.
Send in your questions via email to thebatuajaibspeaks@yahoo.com and I will pose your questions to the batu ajaib. Your questions will be randomly selected and the answers will be posted here weekly.
P/s: please type in the title of your email The Malaysian Life, so I'll know it is not some spam. Also include your name or nick, and where you are from, eg. KL Malaysia, Sydney Australia, Bongkok Thailand etc, just to identify you.
Format
Title: The Malaysian Life
Hi Batu Ajaib,
Q: How do I have an affair with my boss ?
Thanks,
Susan, from PJ Selangor
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Don't send me any spam - you know what I mean:
- internet marketing newsletters
- free ebooks
- affiliate links
- product info
- sales letters
- financial planning stuff
- scams - "Im a Nigerian prince....bla bla bla..."
- anything MLM
- any other fucking crap !
